thetwixmonster

i happened upon this video and couldn't resist posting it. the dude is ripped and he is fucking amazing. the stuff this guy does is kind of like parkour if you've ever heard of that...

http://www.wimp.com/acrobaticexhibition/

i need a ride home from the library at like 7:15 PM tomorrow. i don't have the car because my sister is taking it to drive up to syracuse. my mom is leaving to go somewhere at like 6 and my dad has a meeting at 7.

can any of you pick me up? it would be really helpful!!

YES! I GOT IT!

FINALLY!

actually i just passed the test, i still need to get the actual license. which i will do within the next couple of days.

so i got my schedule and other shit from school today.

the first thing was the transcript. i still have a 3.3 for my cumulative. its good, but it could be way better.

it really annoyed me how they included this thing about how i wasn't recommended for AP US History. My teacher barely taught during the time I had American Govt. I mean, i got 100's on everything because the woman who was student teaching didn't want to hurt our feelings. But i actually knew the shit. And i was hoping i would get mr kilbourne (i think) for children's lit, but i think i have a woman from the writing center (if i remember correctly).

then my schedule!

1st Semester:
Per. 1: English - Carleton
Per. 2: Health - Santangeli
Per. 3: PreCalc - Devoto
Per. 4: Lab (day 1)/ Study Hall
Per. 5: Physics - Schneider [I really wish Soffa hadn't left :( ]
Per. 6: Study Hall
Per. 7: AP US History - Garamella
Per. 8: Honors French - Nocturne

2nd Semester:
Per. 1: Stat/ Prob - Estes
Per. 2: Children's Lit - Horton
Per. 3: PreCalc - Devoto
Per. 4: Lab (day 1)/ Study Hall
Per. 5: Physics - Schneider
Per. 6: Study Hall
Per. 7: AP US History - Garamella
Per. 8: Honors French - Nocturne


WHAT CLASSES DO WE ALL HAVE TOGETHER?!?!

I got this as an email from my father who feels that its pretty accurate. I just wanted to tell you guys. So yeah, just giving you the heads up. It's probably a good idea if you tell people about it.

JUST A REMINDER....
At the end of this month, all cell phone numbers are being released to telemarketing companies and you will start to receive sale calls.

YOU WILL BE CHARGED FOR THESE CALLS.... To prevent this, you have to put your cell phone number on the National Do Not Call List.

You can do this by calling the following number from the phone you want to protect:
888-382-1222

You can also do it on the National Do Not Call website at:
 http://www.donotcall.gov/

Doing this will block your number for five (5) years.

You will help others by passing this message on to others.

I got this from my Dad...

be sure NOT to read ahead. the end is awesome, it worked for me.





Don't tell me your age; you  probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but the Hershey Man will know!

YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE  MATH

This is pretty interesting.  After you're done, can you see how it works?

DON'T  CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute.
Work this out as you read ...
Be sure you don't read the bottom  until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time  things - at least in my opinion.


1. First of all, pick the number of times a week  that you would like to have chocolate
(more than once but less than 10)



2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)



3.  Add 5



4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the  calculator



5. If you have already had your birthday this year  add 1756 ....
If you haven't, add 1755.
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6. Now subtract the  four digit year that you were born

You should have a three digit  number



The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many  times you want to have chocolate each week).

The next two numbers are  

YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it  is!!!!!)


THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2006) IT WILL EVER  WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE  IT LASTS.

1. You are in the Witness Protection Program and must invent a new first, last, and middle name. What's your new name? Julia Harper McGreevey

2. You are in a threesome with two famous people, one male and one female, alive or dead (hopefully they're at least alive in the fantasy) Cary Grant and Tina Fey

3. You are in charge of naming your new band. What's the name of the band? What's the name of their first album? James Dean and the Rebels; Mr. Tea Party

4. You are going to get a free tattoo. What and where is it? Left wrist, the word FREE in standard lettering

5. You are being forced to listen to one song over and over, ad infinitum, as a form of torture. What song is it? Grillz- Who the fuck cares?

6. You are leaving your country (remember, you're in the Witness Protection Program). What country do you move to? France

7. You are leaving your state/province. What state do you move to? New Hampshire

8. You get to choose one book as the best ever written. What book do you choose? Five Children and It

9. You get to choose one movie as the best ever made. What movie do you choose? Muppet Treasure Island or One Crazy Summer

10. You get to spend one day each as a bird, an insect, and a mammal. What bird would you be? What insect? What mammal? Blue jay, praying mantis, CAT

11. You must choose to go blind or deaf. Deaf

12. You must relive one year of your life. Which would you least like to relive? Which would you most like to relive. Least: This year ; Most: Fourth grade

13. You have a time machine that will take you backwards anywhere from 1800 to the present. What decade do you most want to visit? 1860's, because I want to see how our country could have a civil war and still get through fine.

14. You must choose to go skydiving or very-deep-sea diving. Which do you choose? Very-deep-sea diving

15. You get to return to the past (using that handy dandy time machine we were talking about before) and have a sexual encounter with a rock star who is no longer alive. Who do you pick? He's not a rock star, but I would love to have an affair with him...James Dean (of course).

16. You get to be a contestant on any game show, airing today or in the past. What show do you want to be on? Jeopardy

17. You are given $1 million dollars but you must give it all to one charity. What charity do you choose AIDS Research Foundation

18. You must ban one word from the dictionary and all usage, to be no longer uttered or written. What word do you ban? Digress

19. You can have 100 million dollars tax free but if you take it, you'll die at the age of fifty. Do you take it? No

this is a random entry, but whatever.

so i was playing lacrosse in my backyard yesterday, and the ball hit a clump of daffodils. i then realized how much i love daffodils. they just make me SOOOO happy. they symbolize the start of spring for me and i think they are one of the most beautiful flowers. they're very common, but thats what i love. anybody in redding, or easton cuase you might have gone past it: do you know that huge field of daffodils on cross highway? i love that field. its just an endless expanse of daffodils.

on the subject of plants that make me happy, i love forsithya. i love having it EVERYWHERE, and i mean EvERYWHERE. the bright yellow is jsut amazing. i lvoe how one day, you just realize it has bloomed and like everywhere in town it has bloomed.

i love forsithya and daffodils differently though. i love how there are jsut random, small patches of daffodils everywhere (that daffodil field is the exception). but i love how forsithya is almost ravenous, it's everywhere.

i have this real desire to go to some place where they sell plants. not like a florist, i jsut cant think of the word. i always go with my mom to those thngs and i really want to get in better standing with her.

aha! i know what i can get her for her birthday...i can buy her seeds or flowers or something that she can plant. it sounds weird, but she loves gardening. she works so hard on our garden. at our old house we had so many gardens and they were all so beautiful.

im getting choked up while im writing about my mom. i love her so much.


on a completely different note, has anybody ever seen the movie "Poseidon"? its about a cruise ship that turtles...it completely flips over. there's a new movie coming out called it. but there was an older one from the '70s. ahs anybody ever seen that. i saw that when i was younger, and i remember it really vividly.


on another completely differnt note: after high school/ in college, all of us have to go to europe. either for a semester abroad or during a summer. it wouuld be so awesome.

Somebody please tell me how to get pictures up on here. I got them up before, but they were totally screwed up. Agh, dammit.

This is a test post from Photobucket.com

i want to get wasted. i really mean it this time. i hate sitting at home doing absolutely nothing.

dammit!

Here we go again:

http://kevan.org/johari?name=Clare%20a.k.a.%20TheTwixMonster

http://kevan.org/nohari?name=Clare%20a.k.a.%20TheTwixMonster

so i was skipping around the channel this morning to find the womens hocky game in teh olympics today. (which shouldnt be called hockey because its HORRIBLE)

and guess who i saw?

fucking maury and connie chung. they have a show together. i think thats crazy



blah, i need to get back to my homework done and packing semi-done.

talk to y'all later

yeah, so im dumb and forgot my english packet at school. actually im pretty sure i lost it. dammit. sooo...i need to write the essay thing tomorrow and i need what to do and/or the words in the packet.

anybody wanna help me??

im feeling soo dumb right now.

-Clare

i have decided to list all of the KEN FOLLETT books i have read so far because I would like to gloat:

-Hornet Flight
-Jackdaws
-Eye of the Needle
-Whiteout
-Code To Zero
-Hammer of Eden
-Triple
-The Third Twin
-Night Over Water
-Key To Rebecca
-The Modigliani Scandal

I am currently reading a 12th book of his: Lie Down With Lions

Ken Follett is a great writer...if you like WWII suspense thrillers.


GOOD LUCK ON FINALS EVERYBODY!

What's your favorite Disney song?

It's not possible for me to say which one is my favorite, they're all so awesome

hmph....these is the worst time in my life so far

-I'm really close to getting my license, but i still have a while to go

-I miss my sister!

-IM LONELY.

all of those things can be made better by me taking the initiative. but if you know me, i dont give a shit about a lot of things.
ugh, im just unhappy, thats all.

so whats the deal with tonights lost? is the episode at 8 new or a recap?????

Music:
>"Nth Degree" -Morningwood
>"Try" -Nelly Furtado
>"Mad World" -Gary Jules
>"24" -Jem
>Evita Movie Soundtrack. Specifically- Oh what a circus, New Argentina, Waltz for Eva and Che, Partido Femnista, Don't Cry for Me Argentina, Another Suitcase in Another Hall
>"Still Fighting It" -Ben Folds (the whole Rockin' the Suburbs album is pretty good)
>"Princess" -Matt Nathanson
>"Sittin' At A Bar (The Bartender)" -Rehab...only good song by them from my point of view
>"Sing Sing Sing" -Benny Goodman
>"Mambo Swing" -I have no idea
>"Manic Monday" -The Bangles
>"Greed" -Pennywise
>"Hide and Seek" -Imogen Heap [sounds weird when you first hear it, but its a great song]
>"Torn" -Natalie Imbruglia
>"The Freshman" -Verve Pipe

Books:
> The Last True Story I'll Ever Tell by John Crawford
> Five Children and It by E. Nesbit
> Books by Ken Follett. good ones are Code To Zero, The Hammer of Eden, Triple, The Third Twin
> Fatherland by Robert Harris
> House of the Scorpion by Nancy Farmer
I can't think of any more books that I would recommend right now...

Movies/Television:
> Battlestar Galactica An amazing show with great special effects, juse awesome to watch
> One Crazy Summer Not the greatest movie, but I always watched when I went to see my grandmother. Means a lot to me.
> Daily Show with Jon Stewart Political Comedy...oh yeah
> The Colbert Report Stephen Colbert is GOD
> The Motorcycle Diaries Something about Che! I AM A HARDCORE COMMIE BITCHES! (f.y.i. im being sarcastic)
> Team America: World Police the most hilarious shit i have EVER seen
> Muppet Treasure Island Boom, chaka-laka-laka. You know what, im not sure how that goes.

What would you guys recommend? Would you actually look into all of these things? Hmm....comment back about it